Rowan Atkinson, Halfling
He never shuts up and gets particularly nasty when he’s been drinking. His father is unknown and his mother abandoned him when he was 11 years old after she found him stealing his younger sibling’s underwear and selling it to the local priest. After the abandonment, he made ends meet as an itinerant pickpocket at the nearest pub he could find.
Despite his nasty demeanour, he is a good man to have in a jam, as he can talk his way out of dire situations. Unfortunately, he has left a trail of enemies in his wake.