Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson, Halfling He never shuts up and gets particularly nasty when he’s been drinking. His father is unknown and his mother abandoned him when he was 11 years old after she found him stealing his younger sibling’s underwear and selling it to the local priest. After the abandonment, he made ends meet as an …

Chuckles

Chuckles – Last name unknown (Crew member #9) Human ranger with chaotic good alignment. Enjoys short walks on the beach and astrology (he’s a Pisces). Detests astronomy, long division and cilantro. Quick-witted and skilled with a spork. Tried to host a stress-relieving macramé workshop for the crew on the ship, but no one signed up. …

Finn MacLeod

Crew Member #8 (aka Valaria’s romantic interest): Finn MacLeod An orphan human pirate who has come from a far, far away land that has been decimated war. His family died long before he could even form any images of them. Growing up, he watched as friends, one after another were taken by the blade. But …

Polo Van DorsTopp

Crew Member #7 Polo Van DorsTopp Polo is the third son of a minor lord of a northern island nation. He set out on his own against the wishes of his father seeking adventure, fame, and fortune. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in jaw line and bravado. He thinks men and …

Lacey Undertow – Pilot

Pilot Lacey Undertow, Human The bastard child of a dwarf prostitute and the captain, she grew up under deck and under sail. She learned to read the stars, the winds, and coastlines while receiving a proper marine education in profanity, vulgarity, and depravity. When the captain fell ill and died, the first mate gave her …

Reffer Kol

Crew Member #6 Reffer Kol, Tabaxi Ne’er-Do-Well Has a different back story every time he’s asked. Grew up in a small coastal town. Or on a southern island. Or maybe on a merchant vessel. One thing is sure, he knows his way around the rigging and seems to handle an axe well. Loves collecting stories. …

Arkesh Jandoor

Arkesh Jandoor will join your crew. He is an experienced sailor and not afraid to fight. He comes from the south and speaks several languages from there. Due to his gambling, he owes 500 gold pieces to the Masks (another pirate crew).