A Mighty Red Dragon

A mighty red dragon given the ultimate opportunityBut for lack of trust chose instead not to beA sudden shocking betrayalEquals a dark Prince’s failReturning all to danger: individuals, planes, and she So put down your slug ale and aperol spritzThe Court’s nowhere near calling this quitsBecause she recited the Third VowThe Abomination is forever Evil nowNo …

Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson, Halfling He never shuts up and gets particularly nasty when he’s been drinking. His father is unknown and his mother abandoned him when he was 11 years old after she found him stealing his younger sibling’s underwear and selling it to the local priest. After the abandonment, he made ends meet as an …

Chuckles

Chuckles – Last name unknown (Crew member #9) Human ranger with chaotic good alignment. Enjoys short walks on the beach and astrology (he’s a Pisces). Detests astronomy, long division and cilantro. Quick-witted and skilled with a spork. Tried to host a stress-relieving macramé workshop for the crew on the ship, but no one signed up. …